Okay, you forgot the most important part - why do you care if someone's experienced or not? Are you looking for a partner or hiring an employee? Jesus fuck.
LvyZ23 · 12h
@sebanokami Asking the real questions.
laughinglucifer611 · 2d
So what a about the Girl?
You think laying down is enough? Guess again.
Don't bath in perfume.
Glitter sucks.
Personally...Long fingernails = nogo
Shut off your phone during a date as well.
Want to be treated like a Lady, behave like one.
Constantly texting just cause you're bored isn't helpful/Shows no trust for the Partner.
A clock works non-gender specific.
We like massages too, and the clock is still working.
There is a difference between a BJ and a gooood BJ.
Go Shopping with your Girls and we shop with our guys. That way we are relaxed and enjoy meeting up even more. Discovering new clothing on your loved one is much more enjoyable over a period of time and whenever you Strip down.
Don't run to the sunbank every day. Only a few Chosen ones enjoy worn leather like Skin.
Ask the specific guy what he enjoys, we'll ask you too. Womans magazines are so wrong.
Take a second pair of shoes with you...noone likes a highheels crybaby.
Order your own Food.
ronethebone18 · 12h
@laughinglucifer You. I like you. Like a lot. Want to bang?
coathjanoy620 · 2d
Think I caught a clit this morning... Only like 240CP or something, but I'm not sure what a clit has to do with sex
hashbrownselfie4h
@coathjanoy underrated
waboso941775 · 2d
nfuster912 · 5h
@waboso94 it just never gets old does it ;D
chaman733 · 2d
Now we can all pretend!
bluetigah1734 · 2d
This list is literally retarded
gun_jack327 · 2d
Did not read! Why? Because this info is useless to me.
gun_jack299 · 2d
xstelinax162 · 2d
So much bullshit in this post!
bacillicus197 · 2d
@xstelinax He doesn't get attached too quickly?? Wuut? If I like the bitch, I like her! Why should I pretend to be hard-to-get and uninterested?
mitagi198 · 2d
I still need to see one where men get their wishes fulfilled.
rikkert199024 · 2d
@mitagi pornguidelists
roguearmydoge295 · 2d
"Hello Derp. I want you to perform your sexual experience on me, while I proceed to lay down and imitate a shelf."
serbitar5236 · 2d
Lol, everytime I see post like this I can't avoid to figure OP as a 15 years old girl that basically can't accept that dating is about 2 people having fun, not about a guy being there for her to feel good with herself.
alexandrerday5 · 1d
@serbitar5 So true bro
cyberbaudou284 · 2d
When I saw the title I was like "hehe, angry nice guys are going to get triggered over this".
But then I saw that half of the post was about him being obligated to make every move and basically do everything for her only.
Oh, and also, "eat me! Eat me god damn it I deserve this!"
But since it's about experience I guess it's the of the post.
shernieePro178 · 2d
Let's see here:
Perfecting these skills: Countless hours of my life coupled with effort and dedication.
Bottle of Chloroform: $7.50
max_2791 · 12h
@sherniee You... I like you
osoperezosooso118 · 2d
calculating, analyzing, judging
biggest turnoff ever
brunod9212 · 1d
@osoperezosooso It's almost as if women think that sex for the guy must just be a task to make her feel good...almost
lunalovegood144 · 2d
The amount of people who call bullshit on this post kind of explains why there are so many forever aloners out there.
jglenn19601 · 1d
@lunalovegood1 give them a chance, most of them are very young. Did you know all this was true when you were in high school?
zombiehombie53 · 2d
Its funny to see how many guys here have no idea. This post is pretty accurate
zombiehombie10 · 2d
@zombiehombie consider that this is the of view from one women. Just like men they all are not the same and may like diffrent things.
bytesurfer50 · 2d
Welp, I'm done with 9gag. I don't need a daily reminder that I will die alone and a virgin... I hate myself enough already. Fuck that... bye....
drdoofenschmirz89 · 2d
@bytesurfer see you tomorrow
sillygooses54 · 2d
Or you could just kidnap a woman so you don't have to follow all these silly rules
feministraptor10 · 2d
@sillygooses DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENITALIA
i_am_a_butthole31 · 2d
Lol "he doesen't get attached too quickly" this is so much bullshit you don't choose how you feel, i've been with several women and i know i'm the type of asshole who get attached very quickly. It really depend of the person/butthole
rikkert19907 · 2d
@i_am_a_butthole is your picture quikly attached?
xo_spodermon_xo31 · 2d
Or a girl can clearly express her feelings.
the_jwker6 · 1d
@xo_spodermon_xo onkel ben expressed his feelings to u spoder.
arroway8514 · 2d
am I the only one who find too much experience in a man a turn off? I mean, thinking that he has been with many girls... it's kind of disgusting.
atira15 · 1d
@arroway85 Experience is not necessarily related to the number of partners.
randomuser06930 · 2d
15. He makes you remember nothing : "last thing I remember was drinking from the glass he gave me"
the_jwker9 · 1d
@randomuser069 Put drugs inside her drink? *takes note.* Got it, thanks alot!
kuroshitsujilol3 · 2d
Virgin 19 y.o. girl asking: do men care about girls being experienced or not? Just curious :)
yngvet8 · 1d
@kuroshitsujilol Most men don't, not in a negative sense anyways. Just be upfront about it. If they're interested in you, they'll still be interested in you.
OceanicAirlines30 · 2d
Hahaha the amount of salt in the comments is too good. The inexperience is strong in this place.
yourbf6 · 1d
@OceanicAirlines what the fuck did you expected?
juvern2d
@Balibaum zu viele Regeln
balibaum1d
@juvern zu viel zu lesen...aber die 12, voll du
ixarion27 · 2d
weird... I have no memory of ever opening a Cosmopolitan magazine
evilcouncilnl5 · 2d
What's a clit?
carfreak30 · 2d
@evilcouncilnl Its the thing in a girls vajayjay that looks like a tic tac
ofekgoldenberg2 · 1d
Some of the things here made me really awkward about how i behave with my gf.
ofekgoldenberg1 · 1d
@ofekgoldenberg but shes my first
But still depressed
Can anyone talk with me about it?
mrpink836 · 2d
you're the one that have to please woman! learn yo shit
mrpink8314 · 2d
@mrpink83 tip: when a guy plunges a finger in your ass, hes telling you what comes later.......
shub_niggurath5 · 1d
I wouldn't want my guy to have banged a butch of bitches so that he can be "experienced"- you can learn what you both like together instead of getting somebody "experienced".... -__-
kirito_abriged1 · 1d
@shub_niggurath to bad almost no one thinks that way. Ad least not where I live
balledefrance12 · 2d
15. He changed his sexual orientation.
umberto_pone1 · 2d
@balledefrance twice.
lupo906 · 2d
nr. 5 is interested: the women(woman?) state(s) that a experienced man isn't going to attach himself to the woman that fast - and concludes it is becouse of fear of loosing the woman - i think it might be quite the opposite - he is still confident in stuff being meaningfull, instead of playing it safe, and wait weather she stays or not in order to not get hurt if she is just another girl on just another saturday
lupo901 · 2d
@lupo90 of course i meant: interesting
jmt_747 · 2d
rikkert19905 · 2d
@jmt_74 i guess if your profile picture was moving you would be like this gif
ieatb3ars8 · 2d
Most of it is true. I'm experienced but I'm actually really creeped out being touched by women I'm not interested in. Stems from physical abuse as a young child.
voyeurbrocoli2 · 1d
@ieatb3ars Sorry you had to live that mate :( keep strong!
temp12343 · 2d
It's funny. I'm inexperienced but I have all these traits that are listed here.. so am I experienced even though I was only together with one woman? ;)
colophoniusreg4 · 1d
@temp1234 no. it just means this post is bullshit
stundex7 · 2d
All the salt in this post is delicious. The further you scroll down the more you can see how this list represents reality.
stundex1d
@hashdoge case in
triquetra11 · 2d
This is sure to go down well on 9gag. Nope, no angry comments at women will be posted at all.
tacomonsteret1 · 1d
@krizelj
krizelj1 · 1d
@tacomonsteret så sant ❤️
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